i’ve decided to start randomly yelling “blowhole sex!” in public places to see if anyone responds/knows what i’m talking about/arrests me.
This is the greatest thing in the world. Green Porno (aka: Seduce Me) by Isabella Rossellini. It’s a series of shorts where she dresses up as different animals and educates you about their mating habits. FUCKING HILARIOUS. You have to watch them all. Above is the one on snails. You have to also check out bees, dolphins, bedbugs, ducks, whales, praying mantis and spiders. Seriously, this is just a small selection of my favourites. They are all excellent, check them out!
“Blowhole sex!”
