princesssnaruto:

Hello lover,
I made this gif for you <3

Oh my.

princesssnaruto:

Hello lover,

I made this gif for you <3

Oh my.

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Another gif! Yessss.

Another gif! Yessss.

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whimsebox:

Watch Green Porno, the bizarre educational video series by Isabella Rossellini. Just do it. 

Yes.

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doilooklikeimdying:

two best quotes from Isabella tonight:
"I am very grateful for myself."
"Perfection is dangerous. Perfection can lead to extinction." 
She was, however, perfect, of course. &lt;3
Go see it if you can!!!

What&#8217;s better than Green Porno? Green Porno Live.

doilooklikeimdying:

two best quotes from Isabella tonight:

"I am very grateful for myself."

"Perfection is dangerous. Perfection can lead to extinction." 

She was, however, perfect, of course. <3

Go see it if you can!!!

What’s better than Green Porno? Green Porno Live.

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animalstalkinginallcaps:

MY GOD, YOU’RE SO SQUISHY.
SAMUEL, YOU SLIMEBALL. KISS ME AGAIN.
I COULD GET LOST FOREVER IN YOUR FLAPS AND FOLDS.
STOP TALKING AND TAKE ME, SAMUEL. FILL ME WITH CHILDREN, NOT JUST POETRY.
YES! AND YOU AS WELL, SHEILA. AFTER ALL, OUR HERMAPHRODITIC REPRODUCTIVE SYSTEMS ALLOW FOR MUTUAL FERTILIZATION. 
THAT’S SO SEXY.
I KNOW.

the future

Talk dirty and accurately to me.

pandamans:

animalstalkinginallcaps:

MY GOD, YOU’RE SO SQUISHY.

SAMUEL, YOU SLIMEBALL. KISS ME AGAIN.

I COULD GET LOST FOREVER IN YOUR FLAPS AND FOLDS.

STOP TALKING AND TAKE ME, SAMUEL. FILL ME WITH CHILDREN, NOT JUST POETRY.

YES! AND YOU AS WELL, SHEILA. AFTER ALL, OUR HERMAPHRODITIC REPRODUCTIVE SYSTEMS ALLOW FOR MUTUAL FERTILIZATION. 

THAT’S SO SEXY.

I KNOW.

the future

Talk dirty and accurately to me.

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zig-a-zig-ah:

Just met Isabella Rossellini 🙌 so happy I could die 😂 #idol (at The Arts Centre Playhouse Theatre)

Queen Bee.

zig-a-zig-ah:

Just met Isabella Rossellini 🙌 so happy I could die 😂 #idol (at The Arts Centre Playhouse Theatre)

Queen Bee.

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hotelmario:

lapbotttom:

thatonedeadkid:

moldykins:

SO APPARENTLY WHEN TWO LARGE WHALES DO THE NASTY THERE’S  SOMETIMES THIS ONE BRO WHO JUST SORT OF HOLDS THEM UP SO THEY DON’T FLOAT OFF
NATURE IS BEAUTIFUL

third wheeling

third whaling




Classic.

hotelmario:

lapbotttom:

thatonedeadkid:

moldykins:

SO APPARENTLY WHEN TWO LARGE WHALES DO THE NASTY THERE’S  SOMETIMES THIS ONE BRO WHO JUST SORT OF HOLDS THEM UP SO THEY DON’T FLOAT OFF

NATURE IS BEAUTIFUL

third wheeling

third whaling

Classic.

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yoamymac:

green porno, isabella rossellini 

- felt really weird hashtagging “whale penis”

You never know what someone is looking for…

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sweetsamanthajane:

All the inspiration I need for my next burlesque act. 

Thank you Isabella Rossellini. 

Oooh, earthworm burleque!

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tsunderegrandpa:

"begin your essay with an interesting fact or quote"
image
im gonna fucking ACE this essay

I would like to know if you had to cite your sources and if so, did you cite Green Porno?

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